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 How a polish editor hates polish people
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A polish editor, member of wikipedia site, has published an article so as to explain to foreigners that polish people are stupid.
Like an administrator of wikipedia, he has written articles about polish people. His name is Piotr Konieczny - aka Prokonsul Piotrus - . He is living in Katowice.
The article is "how to deal with Poles
Take a look to what he has written :
http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/How_to_deal_with_Poles
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While working on Wikipedia sooner or later (too soon in any case) you will meet the unpleasant creatures called "Poles". Normal persons should avoid discussion with such individuals at any cost, although sometimes it is impossible. However, you can change that terrible experience into something entertaining by following a few simple rules, collected by me during the last few years on Wikipedia.
* Rule number one: POLES ARE WRONG. DO NOT ever assume that they have a different opinion; they are just wrong. Moreover, they know that they are wrong and they are discussing simply because they are a kind of little, irritating creature and because, besides quarelling in Wikipedia, there is nothing better to do in Poland.
* Rule number two: Start a conversation by impressing Poles with your knowledge of Polish. Say "tea - who you - yeah bunny". Don't worry that it does not make sense to you. To Poles it will and they will be highly impressed. At the same time you will set up the tone for further dispute.
* Rule number three: Use only simple sentences, since Poles don't really understand English (do not forget to tell them about it), like "you are wrong", "I don't have time to educate you" etc. Remember that lobotomy is an integral part of Polish culture.
* Rule number four: As soon as you get their attention, accuse them of nationalism. They will actually like it.
* Rule number five: Never ever explain your reverts.
* Rule number six: As soon as discussion is started, ask them for sources. Don't worry when they provide you sources, they will be most likely written by Polish authors. Tell them that Polish authors are known by their dishonesty and bias. Demand English sources. In most unlikely scenario when you are presented with English sources, you still have a chance. If the dispute is about history of, say, Germany, demand German sources as they will most likely know about history of their own country (and Germans are not Poles, so they won't be biased). If this is a dispute about the history of Poland, demand a book written by some totally neutral author, say, Chinese.
* Rule number seven: If you start to lose the discussion, say that you lost interest and stop participating. Accuse them of inferiority complex.
* Rule number eight: Remember that all Polish editors are members of the Polish CabalTM. It always should be pointed out, so other people are aware of their machiavellian schemes.
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 Posté le: Sam Oct 28, 2006 6:33 pm
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